ARLENE: Oh, you’re stuck with a dateless wonder.
PAM: I like the sound of that. What’s that?
ARLENE: A dateless wonder is a guy who thinks about girls a lot but doesn’t have much social skills. So he doesn’t go out a lot. But he’s not like his geeky friends, or his fat friends, or his confused sexuality friends, he goes out…every once in a while. Every once in a while he gets the balls to ask a girl out. Now dateless wonders usually make it a point to ask girls out of their league. Since thy don’t expect to get the date anyway, why not aim high. And every once in a while, they get their shit together long enough to get a pretty girl to say yes. And you’re that pretty girl.
PAM: I like the sound of that. What’s that?
ARLENE: A dateless wonder is a guy who thinks about girls a lot but doesn’t have much social skills. So he doesn’t go out a lot. But he’s not like his geeky friends, or his fat friends, or his confused sexuality friends, he goes out…every once in a while. Every once in a while he gets the balls to ask a girl out. Now dateless wonders usually make it a point to ask girls out of their league. Since thy don’t expect to get the date anyway, why not aim high. And every once in a while, they get their shit together long enough to get a pretty girl to say yes. And you’re that pretty girl.
